Real Housewives of Beverly Hills D-R-A-M-A

I can't wait for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion show/meltdown/apocalypse. Looks like some DRAMA with a capital D is going down.

Camille is still the delusional, narcissistic, catty housewife that she's been "portrayed"as (news flash Camille--you can't be painted a certain way if there's no truth behind it-- the editors aren't Picasso.) Kyle still seems to be the fan favorite but can't stop "bullying" her loopy, cooky sister Kim, who may or may not have a drinking problem--see clip below. I'm still waiting for Taylor to ditch her socially inept cowboy boot wearing husband, lets hope by next season he's completely out of the picture. It looks like Vanderpump, not Lisa but her Chihuahua holding hubby, dishes out his hatred for someone on the set that's not a housewife, we only know it's a man--again see clip below. Seems like the only calm normal one out  of the clan is Adrienne, who would probably rather be working out or bickering with her goofy,  lovable Dr. husband Paul, then hanging out with her prissy pre-madonna counterparts.



And in more Housewife news, DC housewife Michaele Salahi was spotted earlier this month at Alexandria hair salon Circe Salon and Day Spa with her husband...what you didn't actually think that she would be by herself at a hair salon did you?






What's up with the wearing white all the time Micahaele?! Not hatin' just sayin'

But things have been kind of quiet on both sides of the Potomac and rumor has it that there is a strong possibility that the DC Housewives franchise will NOT be picked up for another season, since lets face it, it was a real snoozefest.

 Ahh I'm still yawning... But even if it is picked up for a second season, more rumors are a buzz that Bravo is seriously pissed with the Salahi's for all their drama (and not the good NeNe kind) and have fired the deviant duo. I guess we will just have to wait and see what really happens. In the meantime, I'll be gearing up for the NYC Housewives Season 4 sans Bethenny Frankel. Frankel is contractually obligated to make limited appearances--as she is still filming her successful spinoff "Bethenny Getting Married."

What city would you like to see the Housewife Franchise in? I'm thinking Texas may be next, just a hunch. Although I think Bravo should just stick to their roots and bring us some more Orange County drama. Ok happy reality t.v. watching. Leave a comment and tell me your thoughts about the Beverly Hills reunion show!

Besos Vanessa  xoxoxoxo

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50 Most Beautiful on The Hill and DC Housewives Premiere Partay!

50 MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ON THE HILL:

President John F. Kennedy called Washington, D.C., a city "of Northern charm and Southern efficiency." This city—the one I reluctantly call home—is indeed inefficient and charmless: The reason for the former should be obvious, though the latter can be blamed on those oleaginous hordes of pompous and self-important politicians, bloggers, and journalists that make D.C. “Hollywood for ugly people.”

50 Most Beautiful People 2010--according to THE HILL newspaper. Take a look at the bevy of beauties right here in our own backyard!

#5

Ben Dunham: Almost famous
Age: 31
Hometown: Huntsville, Ala.
Political party: Democratic
Relationship status: In a relationship

31-year-old environmental adviser to Sen. Frank Lautenberg (D-N.J.)

Dated January Jones of "Mad Men" for several months.

#4

Doug Thornell: Finding his path

Age: 34
Hometown: Silver Spring, Md.
Political party: Democratic
Relationship status: “Single but dating”

Communications Director in Rep. Chris Van Hollen’s (D-Md.)

#3

Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand: Supermom

Age: 43
Hometown: Hudson, N.Y.
Political party: Democratic
Relationship status: Married

#2

Laura Donahoe: The fan

Age: 24
Hometown: Selinsgrove, Pa.
Political party: Republican
Relationship status: Single

#1

1. Alexis Latifi: A rare gem

Age: 24
Hometown: Huntsville, Ala.
Political party: Republican
Relationship status: Single

Staff assistant for Sen. Richard Shelby (R-Ala.).

Now that's what I call bipartisanship of beauty and brains. What did you think about the top five? For a list of all the hotties go to TheHill.com

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DC: WAIT NO MORE!

Don't miss out on the premiere party tomorrow night!

TIME: 7-11pm

LOCATION: EFN Lounge 1318 9th Street NW Washington, DC

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See you all there!

Vanessa xoxoxo

Salahi Post Mortem

Something didn't sit well with me after attending America's Polo Cup. Around 4 a.m. yesterday morning I woke up with a feeling of guilt... should I have partied with the so-called "party crashers" who allegedly breached national security?

Admittedly, I did not have this feeling while at the event. It was my first time meeting the Salahis in person, and while I had previously read about their infamous rise to fame in the Washington Post, I did not attend the event to scrutinize or pass judgment.

It was mainly curiosity that brought me there, to the National Mall (and the opportunity to interview the most intriguing and controversial couple in the Washington Metro Area).

Michaele has a magnetic personality. Standing about 6-feet-tall (in heels) with platinum blond hair and a big smile to match her big hat (a 'Polo Cup' fashion "do"), I go up to her and introduce myself with my co-host Vanessa (who had interviewed her last year).

"Yes, yes, of course, how are you?!" I am greeted so warmly I can't help but feel like I have known her for years. I gush. "I'm fine, how are you? You look great!" The standard Washington pleasantries go into effect (although it was true, she did look great).

Tareq's energy is just as magnetic. Soft spoken with a gentle smile plastered across his face, he is easy to talk to. Dressed in a polo uniform and boots (he's the captain of the team), he walks around the event greeting his guests as any gracious host would do.

From the surface, it's hard to believe this seemingly powerful couple with charismatic personalities could do anything that would spark national controversy, let alone a federal grand jury investigation, which would eventually lead to the resignation of the first-ever African American White House Social Secretary, Desiree Rogers

This year's America's Polo Cup was three times smaller than last year, murmurs a guest. Standing near the silent auction table, I notice there are no bids on the scores of celebrity-autographed memorabilia. This, among controversy of a fund-raising scandal.

Sure, the Salahis made a major mistake and on a very large and public scale. But is the only difference between them and the average person that their mistakes made national headlines? And, are they so different from any Washington politician caught with his or her hand in the cookie jar, except that their constituents are fame and celebrity?

Should I have gone to the event or should I have stayed at home? As a blogger and TV host who covers events in Washington, DC, yes, I believe I should have gone. But if I had it to do over again, I would not have chosen to be photographed along side them. And, aside from that, I'm not so sure... the one thing I am sure about is that it's not so much how you fall, but how you get up that defines who you are.

And if the Salahis can rebound from their embarrassing moment in history, then anyone can... I guess we'll all just have to wait and see (Bravo TV has confirmed the Salahis as cast members on the upcoming "Real Housewives of DC").

I hope they use their new national platform on Bravo TV to do some good in their communities and the charities they say they serve. I also hope they work to show the country that people really can change.

xoxo,

Markette

Americas Polo Cup

POLO FEVER: AMERICA'S POLO CUP USA VS INDIA

Tareq & Michaele Salahi rebounded from a controversial year with a polo party and a positive attitude. The sun was shining (it was a scorcher of a day actually) but the wine was flowing, the ponies were galavanting, and the polo match was in full force. This years event was held in West Potomac Park, and featured food from vendors including Tandoori Nights, Kellari, and Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen. There was a silent auction offering dozens of signed photographs, sports jerseys, and musical instruments from entertainers and musicians. I had my eye on the pink signed Taylor Swift guitar. Markette was eyeballing the Jimmy Buffet one. There was a a guitar listed as being autographed by Paul McCartney that had a minimum bid of $1,050. I don't think there were too many bids on many of the items though.

This years event brought out about 250 people. There was a Fashion Show, Best Hat Contest and Best Sari Contest. (The Saris were gorgeous up close.) Miss India Worldwide looked stunning and another attendee we interviewed said her Sari weighed about 14 pounds and took her 45 minutes solo to put on--with help she said it would take about 10 to 15 minutes. Team USA brought home the trophy this year with a 5-4 victory over India. It was a close match. Or so they say, I don't know a thing about Polo. I just learned what a chukker was (it's a period of play). I thought it was a guy who through the ball out on the field =) Well, it is an interesting sport.

POLO FACTS:

Polo is believed to be the oldest game in the world. It originated in Pakistan as a war game well over 2,500 years ago.

The game taught warriors agility, quick thinking, and combative skills on horseback.

It's the oldest known team sport known to man

The Polo field is 300 yards long by 160 yards wide - almost the size of nine football fields.

The mounts are called "polo ponies" although they are actually horses ranging from 14 to 16 hands high and weigh 900-1000 pounds. Most are between 5 and 15 years of age. A good horse can account for anywhere from 70-80% of a player's ability and net worth to his team.

The ball they play with is made out of plastic. Though back in the day it was played with a wooden ball.

Pretty Woman was a great movie. (Ok that's not a fact) But we all love the polo scene in the movie with Julia looking ravishing and sooo classy in her polka dot brown dress and heels!

Media was out in full force this year including the Washington Post, Washington Times. International Asia TV, Associated Press, and many other bloggers and writers. Michaele was also wearing her battery pack mic which we are pretty certain has to do with a little show called "The Real Housewives of DC" (Michaele couldn't comment about it as I'm sure she and Tareq have signed NDA's (nondisclosure agreements) through the roof with the Bravo network. Stay tuned for our interview with the Salahis'. Until then enjoy the photos of this years Polo Cup. Next year the visiting country will be Costa Rica.

Photos by Aaron Bernstein

Go to DC ON HEELS for more pics. And stay tuned for all the interviews!

Vanessa xoxoxxo